Walking down good old bait Mare Street in Hackney to meet my cousin. Minding my own business in my own world listening to my ipod when a guy stops me. The first thing I noticed was his gold tooth trying to blind me as it was UBER (lol) shiny. Anyway he begins to ask me all these questions you know the usual name, how old, what area are you from (why do guys ask that by the way what difference is going to make, so I'm in a different post code its not international!)
The next questions were:
Where are your parents from to look the way you do?
What's your style?
What's your complexion?
I did think at the time what is this guy on? Cause the questions were just weird, but then he asked this.
What's your flavor?
I swear I didn't know what to say my face was just blank! All I kept thinking was CRAAAAIG DAAAAAAVID... Was this the new way guys approach girls now cause I wasn't impressed at all. Of course I tried my up most hardest to keep a straight face and said I have to go after 3 attempts to shake him off he went on his way to another girl LOL and I think he got the digits cause she looked like she was enjoying the attention. Maybe he asked her the same question.
Also guys why do you get upset when the girl kindly say's that she's not interested you lot go off on one and say "Argggggh kmt your butterz anyway" LOL... Clearly your ego got burnt bad so you try to shake it off by trying to make the girl look bad. Not a good look guys.
I personally believe that all you really have to do is say "Hi" or "Excuse me, what's your name" That's the best way I think..... And NO I don't want to hear no Oi or Ssssssssssssss...... I am not a dog or a snake. So guys the simpler the better.
Tank que please.....
No comments:
Post a Comment